If Only…

Posted in Uncategorized on October 10, 2017 by Vallin

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If only…

Henry slung off the down comforter and swung his well-muscled legs over the edge of the four-poster. “Screw it” he muttered. “Nothing for it.” He padded over to the dresser and began pulling out some clothes for late night walking.

As usual, he made no attempt to direct his thoughts but watched to see where they would flow on their own. While his dextrous hands dressed himself, he listened attentively to the voices vying for attention in the theater of his brain.

Tick, tick, tick. I hate clocks, Henry’s relentless flow began. Tick. Tick. Tick. They’re everywhere. Why? All they do is remind people that they’re going to die. So what’s the point? There must be somewhere in this God-forsaken city that a guy can go and get some peace from their incessant — and even worse than their damned tickery  — that clanging gonging earsplitting racket! It…

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Be-hold: The Ancient Serpent

Posted in Uncategorized on October 10, 2017 by Vallin

Verily I speak unto thee that the Ancient Serpent of Eden is in truth the magnitudinal black penis-beast, and that the forbidden fruits are the seed-rich low-hung ebon testes.

Why Friends With Benefits Are the Best Relationships – Vogue

Posted in Uncategorized on October 8, 2017 by Vallin

Source: Why Friends With Benefits Are the Best Relationships – Vogue

Sexually Charged Resorts Are Hot Vacation Destinations | Fortune

Posted in Uncategorized on October 8, 2017 by Vallin

Hedonism, Desire, KinkBNB and other sexually themed vacation spots see business boom as America embraces its sexuality.

Source: Sexually Charged Resorts Are Hot Vacation Destinations | Fortune

STAYING GONE

Posted in Uncategorized on October 1, 2017 by Vallin

Round-trip is a waste of my time.

The “Flamin’ Heart” Of MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL!

Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2017 by Vallin

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Or: MAXIMUM MISCEGE-NATION–The General Uprising

Bio-logue: I was born in Camelot-DC the month “Sir Brenda” [Jagger] met KEEF [Richards] and Brian MET The Beatles. I was there in Aug 1963 when Mahalia Jackson (a big influence from my Mom’s Zenith console) shouted “Tell us your dream, Martin!” We travelled through VA to NC to visit grandparents during the Loving-vs-Virginia days (50th Anniversary y’allz)

My family moved to NC a month before The Partridge Family became my High Church (a-a-a-a-nd the Wrecking Crew! But they go back to my DC days). A year later NC schools integrated I met the “Maggie” Stewart the month Rod Stewart nailed his best US #1. For you PBS-heads, “Maggie” actually went by ‘Sam’ [Sarah Margaret in full] like PI Foyle’s main gal. I met Sam because–being a New Frontier baby whose favorite movie is [STILL] 2001: A Space Odyssey–I got placed in advanced Special Science; OH, the psychobiology! We actually did trade “Daisy’s” one day in ’73 (the “dream” incarnate) She showed me the way to be the consummate sultry 2XSkorpion that I am, and introduced me to ELP, Led Zeppelin, and that bastion of rock-n sexology, Circus.

When you think about it, rock-n-roll is the bop-a-loo-bop-tutti-frutti jam-mix of black and white extended from the most advanced swing-bop-and-jump bands, with that country twang that led to Western Swing…”dig you jaw-ja pea-ches!”

And miscegenation is the only biologically forensic fetish/kink that can directly affect the lives of progeny and future generations. There’s only circumstantial and anecdotal evidence for wicked witchcraft, but I keep my big-ten-inch voo-doo-MO-JO grindin’ hard.

The Clear-Pill Pareto Power Law [Ancient Thelemic Secret]

Posted in Uncategorized on September 13, 2017 by Vallin

Nice Guys don’t get laid.

They just get screwed.

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