Archive for November, 2016

How to Become a Gay Prostitute in Denmark

Posted in Uncategorized on November 26, 2016 by Vallin

Henrik ia a singer, eh? I’m SO in the wrong country. Denmark really is Libertarian except for the tax rate.

Originally posted at The Billfold

Henrik was in debt.

Not crushing or ruinous or inescapable debt, the kind that makes you ignore letters in your mailbox and private incomings on your mobile. Just irritating debt. In June he had taken a five-week trip to New York, where he had spent money like a 33-year-old gay man who hadn’t bought new clothes in two years—which he was. He left his home in Copenhagen with one suitcase and came back with two.

‘I needed an auxiliary,’ he told his friends, ‘just for the shoes.’

A month before the trip, he had remodelled his kitchen. This decision was about as prudent as a suitcase full of shoes, but whatever. At least he could finally cook properly.

Six weeks after returning from New York, he took a look at his spreadsheets. He has one for his band rehearsals, one for his freelance piano-playing gigs…

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Gypsy Roadhog

Posted in Uncategorized on November 17, 2016 by Vallin

I sleep well in all forms of transport. This bodes well for my future.


Posted in Uncategorized on November 15, 2016 by Vallin

If you know the true meaning of life, then you are obviously full of it.

Can’t Beat ‘Em

Posted in Uncategorized on November 10, 2016 by Vallin

ELP, Yes, Deep Purple, Jung, Einstein, the von Trapps–SWITZERLAND: Can’t beat those odds.


Posted in Uncategorized on November 10, 2016 by Vallin

Invest in the Swiss Riviera.  NOW.

Especially arts and adult entertainment.

Never Mind…

Posted in Uncategorized on November 9, 2016 by Vallin

Either way I was leaving…


Posted in Uncategorized on November 8, 2016 by Vallin

*SUPER-SEXUAL*: Critical mass with a half-life!


Supersexual is the term I use for mostly straight men and women who value sex for its own sake and are always seeking new ways to express themselves. If you are supersexual, you have probably had a wide variety of heterosexual fantasies or experiences. But your sexual interests are not confined to the straight and narrow. You might refer to yourself as freaky, straight-plus, polysexual, or try-sexual. Several studies suggest that men and women who have sex with both genders tend to have more partners altogether, possibly reflecting the stronger and less discriminating (in terms of gender) sex drive of people in this category.

You differ from heteroflexible men and women primarily in the degree to which you are adventurous and actively seeking out new sexual experiences. Novelty itself is arousing to you, and you push the boundaries. When you are horny, you seek relief wherever it can be found.

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