The Astrology of Large Penises

SAG Mars conj SCO Sun Ist house; Mars sextile Jupiter (AQU). Venus conj SCO Asc (sextile Pluto in VIR). My MASSIVE Ist house=My MASSIVE penis (466CC; 250mmx150mm).

Aestrotex Signing

Astrology can give us tremendous insight into a variety of things about a man. What he finds beautiful, how he expresses his emotions, how he dresses, etc.. But can astrology determine whether your crush or boyfriend is packing heat? I say ”yes”!

By observing the natal charts of ​famous, “well-hung” men, I identified key astrological factors that relate to the size of a man’s “member”.

There were a few planets and houses I knew I’d have to look out for:​

  • Mars: Represents the penis
  • The 8th house: represents the genitals; the ruler of this house would also relate to the genitals.
  • Pluto: the natural ruler of the 8th house, which also rules the genitals.

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One of the most common natal chart factors I found in the charts of “well-hung” men was a strong Mars-Jupiter connection.  In astrology, Mars represents the penis, while Jupiter represents “expansion” and “abundance”. You get the drift. Liam Neeson…

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